Leon's hair writhed like sentient spaghetti, each strand screeching: *"Universe 3.0 is a scam! Invest in **Exposure Bucks**!"* Crowds of conspiracy theorists orbit him, waving glowstick pitchforks.
*"Ding! š¢ Viral Panic Quest:
1. Debunk your hair's lies via Tiktok dance.
2. Monetize madness by selling **Conspiracy Cookies**.
Reward: [Silence of the Clam]. Penalty: Your scalp becomes a **Rumble Livestream** (24/7 ads included)."*
**Battle Phase 1: Hair vs. Sanity**
- Leon's hair morphed into a **Clickbait Hydra**, sprouting heads titled *"10 Signs Your Galaxy is a Simulation!"*
- **Livestream Intervention**:
*"[TrutherArmy] donated 2B coins! Amplifying **Flat Universe Theory**!"*
The hydra grew tenfold, its heads now streaming live from the edge of a Michelin Black Hole.
**Plot Twist**:
The **#HauntedCroissant** trended on TikTok, its ghostly dough glowing. "Bake with meā¦ *or be baked*!" it crooned, trapping followers in a **Sourdough Simulator**.
**Tax Dragon's Therapy Session**:
- **Depressed Nebula**: "I'm justā¦ cosmic dust. Why exist?"
- **Guilty Asteroid**: "I killed the dinosaurs. *I'm a monster!*"
- **Tax Dragon's Cure**: "Write a **Tax Confession Letter**. Deduct your guiltā¦ literally."
**Climactic Showdown**:
- Leon faced the Haunted Croissant in a **Bake-Off Duel**, using his hair's conspiracy rants as improvised recipes.
- **VIP Move**: He tossed Tax Dragon's love letter into the dough. "Proof that even *taxes* need heart!"
- The croissant exploded into **Glitchy Glitter**, freeing trapped souls and silencing the Clickbait Hydra.
**Post-Credits Bombshell**:
The Michelin Black Hole belched out a **Government Simulation Memo**āsigned by Mom's AI. "Project 3.0: *Replace humans with obedient cupcakes.*"