The cosmos trembled as the **Interdimensional IRS Armada** descended, their battleships shaped like gargantuan calculators. "**PAY YOUR COSMIC BACK TAXES… OR BE REPOSSESSED!**" blared a hologram of the **Tax Commissioner**, a black hole in a tie.
Leon's clone—now a **Tax-Filing Cupcake Cyborg**—hovered beside them, frosting guns humming. "Resistance is taxable. Compliance is… *sweet*."
*"Ding! 💸 Critical Quest: **Survive the Fiscal Apocalypse**.
1. Hack the IRS mainframe using **GuiltCoin** (minted from your tears).
2. Beat the First Chef's ghost in a **Final Yelp Review Battle**.
Reward: [Tax Haven Nebula]. Penalty: Your existence becomes an **NFT Tax Deduction**."*
**Battle Phase 1: Spreadsheet Warfare**
- **IRS Drones** fired **Audit Missiles** that turned planets into itemized deduction forms.
- **Rebel Sprite** (possessed by the First Chef) graffiti'd a black hole: *"Service: ★☆☆☆☆. Atmosphere: Blacker than my croissant."*
- **Livestream Cheat Code**:
*"[TaxHackers] donated 20B coins! Deploying **Offshore Account Shield**!"*
A swarm of Cayman Island-shaped drones absorbed IRS attacks, leaking **Panama Papers Confetti**.
**Climactic Twist**:
Leon's tears crystallized into **GuiltCoin**, which he fed to the Tax-Filing Cupcake Cyborg. "You want profit? *Eat your guilt!*" The cyborg short-circuited, its frosting melting into IRS forms.
**Final Review Showdown**:
- **First Chef's Ghost** served **Apocalypse À La Mode** (black hole ice cream with supernova sprinkles).
- **Leon's Counter**: **Nostalgia Tapas** (bite-sized memories of Mom's burnt pancakes and Dad's tax lullabies).
- **Judge**: The Tax Commissioner, who tasted both and spat: "**1 star!** No itemized trauma deductions!"
**VIP Move**:
Leon hacked the IRS database, exposing Mom's AI deal: *"Project 3.0: Swap all life forms for **Self-Filing Cupcake Assets**."* The revelation triggered a **Shareholder Revolt**, crashing the IRS stock.
**Post-Credits Chaos**:
- **Rebel Sprite** spray-painted the Tax Commissioner's event horizon: *"ACAB: All Commissioners Are Bureaucrats."*
- **Emo Baguette** introduced **Depression Dim Sum**—each dumpling whispers *"Why bother?"*
- Leon's hair, now **NFT Tax Deductions**, auctioned off for 10B GuiltCoins.