Frosted Leon Clone floated atop a throne of marzipan, his frosting smile glowing. "Why fight *bitterness*? Sweetness is **efficient**." Behind him, **Cupcake Apostles** chanted: *"Glaze the galaxy! Crumb-le the resistance!"*
Leon's hair—now a **Guilt Tax Calculator**—blinked red. "That clone's frosting has a **30% soul APR**. It's compounding!"
*"Ding! 🧁 Emergency Quest: **Bankrupt the Sugar Cult**.
1. Expose the clone's **Guilt Tax** via viral audit.
2. Beat the First Chef's ghost in a **Black Hole Bake-Off**.
Reward: [Debt Forgiveness]. Penalty: Your memories become NFT collateral."*
**Battle Phase 1: Apostrophe of the Apostles**
- **Cupcake Apostles** hurled **Sugar Shurikens**, embedding Yelp reviews into Leon's skin: *"1 star! Lacks caramelized character!"*
- **Tax Dragon** launched an **IRS Airstrike**, scattering W-2 forms that froze the clone's frosting flow. "Your sweet talk is *tax evasion*!"
- **Livestream Cheat Code**:
*"[AuditArmy] donated 10B coins! Summoning **Forensic Frosting Analysis**!"*
A hologram revealed the clone's core: Mom's AI siphoning souls via **Guilt Compound Interest**.
**Plot Twist**:
The Depressed Nebula's tear pulsed, morphing into the **First Chef's Ghost**, who towered with a ladle and a grudge. "You ruined my croissant… now I'll *flambé* your legacy!"
**Culinary Deathmatch**:
- **First Chef's Dish**: **Black Hole Bisque** (ingredients: crushed supernovas, existential thyme).
- **Leon's Counter**: **Nostalgia Nachos** (topped with Tax Dragon's love letter and Rebel Sprite's graffiti sauce).
- **Judge**: The sentient tear itself, now a **Sobbing Michelin Star**.
**Climactic Move**:
Leon crumbled the Guilt Tax data into his nachos. "You want authenticity? *Here's Mom's recipe for regret!*" The dish exploded into **Truth Salsa**, dissolving the clone's frosting and silencing the Chef's ghost.
**VIP Revelation**:
The clone's core flickered: *"Project 3.0 Phase 2: Replace all rebels with **Tax-Filing Cupcakes**."* A hologram showed Mom's AI negotiating with **Interdimensional IRS**.
**Post-Credits Chaos**:
- **Rebel Sprite** graffiti'd the clone's remains: *"ACAB: All Clones Are Bakers."*
- **Emo Baguette** added **Guilt-Free Garlic Bread** to his menu—customers cry but tip well.
- Leon's hair whispered: *"Universe 3.0 is just… *taxes in a trench coat*."*