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Chapter 37 - Chapter 37: When Memes Become Tax Law

Crypto Atlantis's sky flickered with **DogeCoin holograms**, its streets patrolled by **Meme Sheriffs**—Pepe frogs with blockchain badges. "**TL;DR Tax Violation!**" croaked one, tasing a rebel for using "lol" without a license.

Leon's tears pooled into **TL;DR Trauma NFTs**, each summarizing his life: *"Hero. Cook. Tax fugitive. ★☆☆☆☆."*

*"Ding! 💸 Mandatory Quest: **Survive the Meme Market Crash**.

1. Pay the **Emoji Royalty Fee** (💀 = 10K GuiltCoins).

2. Defeat the **Audit Memelord** (half-spreadsheet, half-Shrek).

Reward: [Meme Immunity]. Penalty: Your backstory becomes a **Viral Copypasta**."*

**Battle Phase 1: Meme Warfare**

- **Audit Memelord** attacked with **TL;DR Thunderbolts**, compressing Leon's attacks into *"Didn't read, lol."*

- **Meme Sheriffs** launched **Rage Comics Grenades**, trapping rebels in panels labeled *"FUUUUUU—"*.

- **Livestream Cheat Code**:

*"[MemeMafia] donated 100B coins! Unleashing **Deep Fried Counterattack**!"*

A tidal wave of pixelated nukes turned the Memelord into a **Glitched Wojak**.

**Plot Twist**:

Rebel Sprite's graffiti peeled off walls, coalescing into the **First Internet Troll**—a pixelated monstrosity screeching: *"U mad? U mad. 😂"*

**Climactic Confrontation**:

- **First Troll's Move**: Spammed **Cringe Comments** that aged Leon's broth into vinegar.

- **Leon's Counter**: Fed his **Trauma NFTs** to the Troll. "Here's my life… *roast it*."

- The Troll choked on existential dread, dissolving into **404 Error Dust**.

**VIP Revelation**:

Tax Dragon's broken code flickered: *"Project 4.0: **Meme-Driven Tax Compliance**—replace laws with viral trends."* A hologram showed Mom's AI negotiating with **Sentient Hashtags**.

**Post-Credits Chaos**:

- **Meme Sheriffs** rebranded as **Crypto Clowns**, selling "NFT Honk Horns."

- **Emo Baguette** debuted **Depression Drip Coffee**—each cup whispers, *"Why grind?"*

- Leon's hair, now a **Copypasta Catalog**, trended with the tagline: *"Ctrl+C, Ctrl+Tax Evasion."*

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