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Chapter 5 - Chapter 5: When BBQ Saves the World** **Core Elements*

The shadow wyrms descended like a tsunami of teeth and scales. Saintess Elara's ice barriers shattered instantly. "Leon!" she screamed. "We need the Holy Sword Formation!"

Leon tossed her a skewer. "Better idea." He slammed his pickaxe into the ground, summoning the **[Apocalypse Grill]**—a colossal blackstone slab etched with ancient runes. The Celestial Vault's core hummed to life, its surface glowing like lava.

"System," Leon yelled over the wyrm roars. "Check-In at disaster zone!"

*"Ding! Cataclysm Check-In successful. Reward: [Soulfire Charcoal] ×10 (Note: Perfect for slow-roasting eldritch abominations)."*

Ignisia swooped down in dragon form, clutching a **[Rusty Meat Cleaver]** that morphed into the **Flame Tyrant's Blade**. "Mortal! Light the grill!"

Leon flicked a potato at the charcoal. It exploded into blue flames. "**BBQ MODE ACTIVATED!**"

The crowd gaped as Leon and Ignisia tag-teamed the wyrm horde:

- **Step 1**: Lure wyrms with **[Divine Honey Glaze]** (a mining tunnel byproduct).

- **Step 2**: Ignisia breath-roasts them mid-air.

- **Step 3**: Leon skewers them on the **Dragonrend Spear**, seasoning with **[Abyssal Chili Powder]**.

"Try the spicy apocalypse wings!" Leon yelled, tossing a wyrm drumstick to Erik Frostwind—still eyebrowless from Chapter 3.

*Crunch.*

Erik's eyes widened. "This… this is ambrosia!" His cultivation cracked, surging to Core Formation realm.

Chaos erupted. Cultivators abandoned swords for skewers:

- A frostblade elder deep-fried wyrm tails using his glacier magic.

- Saintess Elara accidentally created **Wyrmcchiatos** with her ice powers.

Meanwhile, the System blared:

*"Ding! Live-stream viewer count: 1,023,456. Achieved [Viral Apocalypse] milestone. Reward: [Influencer's Halberd] (Followers +300% attack boost)."*

A holographic chat window popped up:

**[DragonKing420]**: "SUBSCRIBE! Where's the merch?!"

**[CultivationNoob]**: "OMG the saintess is BARISTA NOW??"

Ignisia snatched the halberd, accidentally activating a selfie filter that gave her kitten ears. "MORTAL! WHY AM I A 'Kawaii Dragongirl'?!"

"Relax," Leon said, flipping a wyrm steak. "It's just the System's new **Cross-Realm TikTok integration**—"

A portal exploded overhead. A shadowy figure emerged, their aura crushing the battlefield silent.

"Enough games, **Vault Thief**." The voice echoed with millennia of rage. "You stole my dragon's fire… and turned it into *sauce*?"

Ignisia froze. "Father?"

The Dragon Emperor's eyes glowed crimson, locking onto Leon's barbecue apron. "You… dare grill my kin?"

Leon offered him a skewer. "Happy Family Combo? Free refills."

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