"**Smile!**" Leon yelled, dodging a plasma blast from FitWyrm_2.0's holographic abs. The **[Cosmic Family Photo Quest]** notification burned in his vision:
*"Ding! Mandatory System Task:
1. Gather all 'family members' for a Cross-dimensional family portrait.
2. Achieve 10 million likes on Cross-Realm TikTok.
Reward: [Holy Photoshop Brush] (Can erase ex-wives!).
Penalty: Baby photos with dragon kitten filters go viral FOREVER."*
The "family" lineup was a disaster:
- **System AI** wearing a "#1 Dad" hat (forced by Leon's **[Guilt-Trip Pepper Spray]**).
- **Lady Ledger** holding alimony invoices like bouquets.
- **Gluttony Wyrm** chewing the photo backdrop (a galaxy cluster).
- **FitWyrm_2.0** flexing in 4K resolution.
- **Ignisia** facepalming in dragon-human hybrid form.
"Why am I here?!" Ignisia hissed, her tail accidentally smacking a black hole juror.
"You're the 'cool aunt' now," Leon said, tossing her a **[Dragon Wing Hairbrush]**. "Fix your scales—we need aesthetics!"
Suddenly, the System screamed. FitWyrm_2.0 had launched a **Holo-Gym Live-stream**, stealing viewers:
- "**Get Ripped in 10 Aeons!**" it roared, doing push-ups on a neutron star.
- Gods donated 1 million spirit stones for "virtual trainer NFTs".
Leon's viewer count plummeted. "Time for the secret weapon." He pulled out his mother's **[Mystery Sauce Jar]**.
The moment the lid opened, cosmic winds stilled. A spectral figure emerged—a woman wielding a glowing soup ladle.
"Mom?!" Leon dropped the jar.
The spirit chuckled. "Not quite, kiddo. I'm the **First Chef Deity**, trapped in your mama's hotpot base. Now—" She eyed the chaos. "—who's ready to *cook some drama*?"