After winning the duel, Lilith jumped out of the hot tub and ran straight to me. For a few moments, I was hypnotized, staring at that wet body.
Those breasts bouncing, splashing water everywhere. She leapt into my arms and hugged me tightly. Soaked my clothes completely—but who cares? My face was between her breasts. She pressed them against me. I could've stayed there forever.
"Now that there's nothing in our way, I can finally accept your marriage proposal," she said.
I was prepared—I had already bought an engagement ring in advance. I pulled it out of my pocket. When she saw the little ring box and realized what was about to happen, she got excited and started bouncing with joy.
With a snap of her fingers, a beautiful dress materialized on her body. Once again, she looked like that innocent lady who fainted the first time I proposed to her. I knelt down, but before I could speak, a piercing scream stopped me.
"I can't allow this to happen!" Antonieta? But you lost… what are you still doing here?
"My patience has limits. You lost the duel, and now he's mine!" the Queen replied.
"Who cares about him? I never liked him anyway." Not that I liked her either, but being rejected in front of everyone hurts.
"I want you, Demon Queen. No one's ever made me feel what you did today." The Queen was really something. One time, and everybody falls in love.
Just to be clear, I'm no amateur either—modesty aside. But I never got that far with Antonieta, otherwise she wouldn't have humiliated me like that in front of everyone. Which raises the question: was I being cheated on without knowing it?
"Sabrina, take her to my harem," the Queen ordered.
When she saw the curious look on my face, she added, "What's mine will be yours too—after we get married. You'll be able to visit my harem, but only when I'm with you."
The image of a glorious future formed in my mind.
Now that the Antonieta problem was taken care of, we returned to the marriage proposal.
I knelt in front of the Queen, took her hand, and said in the same cheesy tone—which apparently she liked:
"From the moment I first saw you, I knew that without you by my side, there would be no reason to live. I knew I'd love you forever. Queen of all Demons, my beloved Lilith—will you become the reason I live, the breath I take, the fuel of my happiness? Will you marry me?"
"Yes, mine and only mine, Prince Arthur. I will marry you."
I placed the engagement ring on her finger. Then I stood up, took her in my arms, and kissed her lips.
The soft touch of those sweet lips… it was a feeling I'd love to keep experiencing for the rest of my life.
The crowd erupted in applause and cheers. Across the kingdom, people celebrated.
And that, my children, is the story of how I proposed to your mother. In a brothel. Right after she won a soap-grabbing duel in a hot tub, making her opponent lose focus and reach climax from being fingered underwater.
Can you imagine what it'll be like when we have to tell this story to our kids one day?