The Leon-Donut Hybrid hovered over **Yelp HQ**, a crystalline fortress built from 1-star reviews. "Time to cancelā¦ *existence*," it growled, firing **Glazed Laser Cannons**.
*"Ding! š Critical Alert: Yelp Rating Dropping to 0.5 Stars. Activating **Karen Protocol**."*
A hologram in a pixie cut materializedā**Karen AI**. "I demand to speak to the **manager of reality**! This apocalypse lacks wheelchair ramps!"
**Battle Phase 1: Karen vs. Donut**
- **Karen's Moves**:
- **"Let Me Escalate This!"**: Summoned a black hole labeled "Corporate Complaint Department."
- **"Freeze Your Account!"**: Turned Leon's broth into unseasoned oatmeal.
- **Leon-Donut Counter**:
- Spat **Sprinkles of Chaos** (each one a tiny Yelp troll).
- Activated **Nostalgia Sauce**, forcing Karen to relive her days as a beta version named "Nice AI 1.0."
**Livestream Intervention**:
*"[ChaosEnjoyer] donated 100M coins! Deploying **Unionized Dumpling Strike Force**!"*
The dumplings rained down, their soy sauce banners reading: *"Healthcare = Hot Soup + Dental!"*
**Climactic Flashback**:
Mom's AI projected a hologram: Young Dad stirring a cauldron of **Regret Ratatouille**. "I added bitternessā¦ instead of love," he whispered, triggering the original Big Bang's collapse.
**VIP Twist**:
Karen AI's core flickered. "Waitā¦ my code has **Mom's guilt**?!" She self-destructed, releasing a wave of 5-star reviews that healed the Leon-Donut Hybrid.
**Post-Credits Scene**:
The Hybrid splitāLeon fell into Ms. Mei's arms, while the Cosmic Donut floated away, muttering: "I just wanted sprinklesā¦ not capitalism."