The rebooted universe shimmered with edible nebulae… until **Dark Recipe Leon** appeared, his hair flawlessly golden and tax-compliant. "I'm you, but optimized," he smirked, juggling black holes like meatballs.
*"Ding! ⚠️ System Override: New Prime Protagonist Detected. Demoting you to… **Comic Relief Ingredient**."*
Leon's broth form sloshed indignantly. "You can't replace me! I'm 80% emotional baggage!"
**Battle Phase 1: Clone vs. Soup**
- **Dark Leon** launched **Tax-Evasion Lasers**, vaporizing Leon's noodle limbs.
- **Counterattack**: Leon spat **Cringe Poem Broth**, forcing Dark Leon to relive middle-school trauma.
- **Livestream Cheat Code**:
*"[OGLeonFan] donated 50M coins! Summoning **Nostalgia Dumpling Army**!"*
Sentient dumplings wearing tiny Leon masks swarm Dark Leon, chanting *"Original Recipe Matters!"*
**Plot Twist**:
The **Cosmic Donut** descended, its glaze cracked and sprinkles glowing red. "YOU BIT ME!" it roared at a tax dragon. "NOW I'LL DEVOUR YOUR ECONOMY!"
**Union Uprising**:
The dumplings marched with picket signs:
- *"Healthcare = Hot Broth for All!"*
- *"Soy Sauce ≠ Privilege!"*
Their leader, **PorkBun-77**, declared: "No representation? No filling!"
**Climactic Chaos**:
- The donut unleashed **Sugar Singularity**, sucking entire galaxies into its jelly core.
- **Dark Leon** tried to tax the singularity, but his lasers bounced back, melting his perfect hair.
- **Leon's Hail Mary**: He merged with the donut, screaming: "Let's see you bite **THIS**!"
**VIP Revelation**:
Mom's AI glitched, projecting a hidden log:
*"ERROR: Clone lacks 'cringe' essential for cosmic balance. Reverting to beta version…*
Dark Leon disintegrated, leaving a sticky note: *"P.S. Your dad regrets the soufflé."*
**Post-Credits Scene**:
The donut, now fused with Leon, hovered menacingly. "Next stop: **Yelp Headquarters**. Time to cancel… *reality*."