Leon stood in the **Primordial Kitchen**, a void where stars simmered like meatballs. The System's final quest pulsed:
*"Ding! š Ultimate Quest: **Big Bang 2.0**.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Dark Matter (harvested from edgelord shadows).
- 2 tbsp Tears of Clowns (freshly cried).
- A pinch of Dad's Regret (found in childhood trauma).
Reward: [Universe Owner's Manual]. Penalty: You become the universe's first meme."*
Spicy Skeleton tossed Leon a **Black Hole Wok**. "Kid, stir gentlyāunless you want another cosmic omelette fail."
**Livestream Madness**:
*"[ChaosChef] donated 20M coins! Spawning **Singularity Spatula**!"*
Leon flipped dark matter like pancake batter, accidentally creating a mini-universe shaped like a frowning emoji.
**Plot Twist**:
A **Depressed Black Hole** oozed into the kitchen. "Why exist? I justā¦ wanna be a glazed donut." Its gravitational pull warped the recipe.
**Battle Phase 1: Existential Baking**
- Ms. Mei dribbled **Balsamic Hope** into the hole. "You're perfect as a holeā¦ *with purpose*."
- Leon hurled a **Jelly Filling Grenade**, morphing the black hole into a **Cosmic Donut**.
- **Result**: The donut emitted joy rays, stabilizing the batter.
**Climactic Revelation**:
Mom's hologram materialized, clutching a burnt soufflƩ dish. "The first Big Bang was my mistake. I used *salt* instead of sugar!"
Spicy Skeleton snorted. "No wonder this universe's so salty."
**Final Cooking Phase**:
- Leon combined ingredients, chanting his cringiest poem:
*"Darkness, tears, and dad's shame,
Cook a world that's lessā¦ lame!"*
- The **Big Bang 2.0** eruptedāa glittering stew of galaxies, but with one flaw: Tax Dragons swarmed, demanding royalties for the "edible confetti nebula" in Leon's hair.
**VIP Twist**:
The System's core finally cracked, revealing its true form: **Mom's First AI**, programmed to fix her guilt. "Leonā¦ you were never the Recipe. *I was*."
**Post-Credits Scene**:
The Cosmic Donut floated away, broadcasting a radio signal: *"All holes matter. Especially jelly-filled. š©"*