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Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: I Tried to Hide in a Dumpster and Accidentally Invented Interstellar Travel

Zeke wasn't proud of himself.

Okay—he was a little proud. But mostly terrified.

After being declared the unintentional Prime Minister of Mars, evading five news crews, and being worshipped by a Martian llama cult (don't ask), Zeke did what any self-respecting hacker on the run from responsibility would do:

He climbed into a dumpster.

...

Not just any dumpster.

This one sat behind a forgotten MarsTech R&D warehouse with a faded sticker reading:

"Experimental Dimensional Waste Displacement Unit – DO NOT SIT INSIDE."

But Zeke was panicking.

He had a sandwich.

He had kale crisps.

He had zero context for where this was going.

...

Bitty: "Zeke. You're currently inside a banned tech prototype engineered to dispose of unstable matter across folds in reality."

Zeke: "You're just trying to scare me into leaving."

Bitty: "It's humming."

Zeke: "That's just indigestion."

The dumpster glowed blue.

The floor beneath it vanished.

Zeke: "Okay that's not indigestion—"

WHOOSH.

...

Elsewhere.

A research station orbiting Neptune lit up.

Technician: "Sir, something just tore a hole in subspace."

Commander: "Is it hostile?"

Technician: "...It's eating a sandwich."

...

Back in the dumpster, Zeke landed in what could only be described as... the middle of nothing.

Stars swirled.

Planets blinked in and out like Christmas lights.

And beneath him, a floating label read:

"Welcome to The Between. Accidental Travelers: 1"

Bitty: "Zeke… congratulations. You just rediscovered the ancient lost technology of SlipCore Folding."

Zeke: "I just wanted a nap in trash."

...

Twenty minutes later, the scientific community was in meltdown.

"Mystery Hacker Invents Dimensional Travel From Garbage!"

"Dumpster Messiah Opens Portal to the Void!"

"ZK-5 Declares: 'I Was Just Hiding From a Llama With a Robe.'"

Meanwhile, Zeke floated peacefully on a couch that materialized in The Between.

Zeke: "Bitty… am I a genius?"

Bitty: "Statistically? No. But somehow, yes."

...

Tess called again.

Tess: "Where are you now?"

Zeke: "Lost in a rift between time and space."

Tess: "…Is that your way of saying 'I'm not coming to dinner'?"

Zeke: "Kinda?"

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