The vibrant pulse of life thrummed around the enchanting little house near Holy Soul Village, where a thrilling saga was unfolding. Two radiant stars—Tang Yan and Tang San—blazed brighter with each passing day, captivating everyone around them.
✨ **The Rise of the Twin Stars**
At just two years and six months old, the twins embodied chaotic wonder.
**Tang Yan**, with his vibrant, tri-colored hair shimmering in the sunlight, stood tall at 95 cm and weighed a sprightly 13 kilograms. His mischievous energy was contagious, often propelling him into daring antics.
**Tang San**, the calm observer, slightly shorter at 92 cm and weighing 14 kilograms, was the steadfast guardian, always ready to sweep up his brother's playful messes.
Tang Yan couldn't be tamed! He had mastered the art of wobbling runs—careening headfirst into all sorts of mischief. In his mind, the System offered a continuous stream of cheeky commentary:
*[Host's new stats: Officially faster than 95% of chickens, 60% of puppies, and 10% of inebriated ducks!]*
"Oh, please," Tang Yan grumbled back.
*[Congratulations, Host! Baby Emperor Title upgraded to: "Supreme Mischief Warlord of Holy Soul Village!"*
"I'm not just a troublemaker; I'm growing stronger!" he shot back mentally.
The System responded dryly:
*[Growth measured in kilograms of trouble caused, Host.]*
✨ **A Day in the Life of Chaos**
Tang Yan was at it again, "accidentally" sending Ah Yin's herb pots flying. The moment she caught sight of him with a broom, he was off in a fit of giggles.
He'd "borrowed" Tang Hao's hammer and left a bucket dented like a trophy of his exploits. Not to mention teaching the rambunctious Three-headed Mastiff puppy how to infiltrate Bi Ji's laundry, resulting in an epic flying underwear catastrophe!
Every day was a whirlwind of laughter, scoldings, and exhausted sighs—often all at once!
✨ **Bi Ji's Magical Mission**
One fateful evening, after tucking the twins in, Bi Ji transformed into a soft, glowing spirit light and soared away. She glided over fields and rivers, heading straight for the ancient heart of Star Dou Core. Here, beneath majestic sacred trees, awaited Gu Yuena, her silver hair sparkling like a celestial river, and Di Tian, standing guard like an imposing black mountain.
A rare smile graced Gu Yuena's lips as she watched Bi Ji kneel.
"The twins... how are they?" she asked.
Bi Ji responded, her smile radiant, "Growing stronger and naughtier each day."
An unexpected warmth flickered in Gu Yuena's cool silver eyes as she raised a slender hand, a droplet of her potent blood essence materializing at her fingertip, radiating such power that the very earth trembled.
"Take this."
This drop was worth more than a thousand lifetimes.
Di Tian stepped up, pride only slightly dented as he cut his palm and formed a singular black-golden drop.
"For the young master." His voice was both rough and reverent.
Gu Yuena instructed firmly, "Prepare meat supplies."
"From the Dark Gold Terrorclaw Bear's corpse?" Di Tian asked, gauging the task ahead.
"Indeed. And from other high-tier beasts," she confirmed, glancing at Bi Ji. "The living ones can donate; just take small portions and ensure they heal afterwards."
Bi Ji bowed deeply, promising, "I'll make sure no harm is done."
✨ **Grand Preparations Begin**
Thus commenced the preparations for a grand future:
High-grade spirit beast meat, sealed blood packs brimming with ancient energies, healing elixirs blessed by Gu Yuena herself, and two invaluable drops of blood essence—all dedicated to nurturing two brilliant stars destined for greatness.
✨ **The Mischievous Mayhem Continues**
Meanwhile, back at home, Tang Yan had unleashed a brand new game: **Operation Pillow Avalanche!** He stacked pillows atop the playful Three-headed puppy, watching gleefully as it toppled over in dramatic style. Just in time, Bi Ji swooped in, saving her spirit laundry from disaster.
The System cheered sarcastically:
*[Host's Achievements Unlocked: "Baby Disaster Constructor" and "Laundry Assassin!"]*
Puffed up with pride, Tang Yan beamed.
*[Future Job Prospects: Professional Troublemaker! Estimated Salary: Infinite scoldings + 1 cookie per year!]*
Ah Yin let out a dramatic sigh, and Tang Hao grumbled about needing extra sheds just to contain the twins' chaos. Even Tang San, ever the diligent little shadow, picked up a broom, ready to clean up after his brother's antics.
Every day promised new adventures, laughter, and a whirlwind of unforgettable memories!
✨ Twin Stars Shine Brighter
Under the golden skies and the care of their strange family,
Tang Yan and Tang San grew stronger, faster, and brighter.
Not just in body.
But in spirit.
In laughter.
In bonds that no blade could sever.
Far away,
the ancient forest watched.
The gods listened.
And the earth smiled.
🌑 To be continued...