Apr 20, 2025
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Chapter 7: A Rare Peace
Author's Note: Buckle up, folks! This chapter's got multiverse shenanigans, bullet-catching badassery, and Shizuka being… well, Shizuka. Let's crank the humor to 9000!
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### Scene 1: Multiverse 101 (With Snacks)
Shizuka (eyes sparkling): "Dimensional gate?! Are you an 'infinite player' like in those novels? The kind who hops anime worlds with a cheat system?!"
Wukong (grinning): "Kinda! But no system—just pure Saiyan hustle."
Saeko (frowning): "Wait… so we're just 2D characters to you?"
Wukong (shrugging): "Eh, same for me in other worlds. Maybe my Earth's someone's manga too!"
Saya (adjusting glasses): "…That's disturbingly logical."
Li (deadpan): "Cool. So we're NPCs. Do we respawn?"
Wukong (laughing): "Nah, but you can visit my world! Just gotta earn enough energy points—like cosmic frequent flyer miles."
Girls (excited whispers): "Dragon Ball world?! YES."
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### Scene 2: Zombie-Free Stroll (Until It's Not)
The gang ditched the wrecked bus, hiking toward Saya's place. Wukong regaled them with tales of "that one time I punched a moon-sized cat" while the girls nodded like it was a totally normal resume.
Shizuka (rubbing stomach): "I'm hungrier than Goku at an all-you-can-eat buffet!"
Saya (pointing): "Supermarket. Food. Go."
Wukong dashed in, POW-POW-POW-ing zombies like a grocery list: "Milk, eggs, oh look a skull—CLEAR!"
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### Scene 3: Bullet Ballet (Starring: Six Morons)
Six tattooed goons swaggered in, eyeballing the girls like they were a combo meal.
Goon Leader (licking lips): "Five hotties?! Share the lo— BANG! "
The bullet pinged off Wukong's palm.
Goons (collective record scratch): "…Huh?"
Wukong (smirking): "Catch." He FINGER-FLICKED the bullet—THWACK!—one goon dropped.
Remaining Goons (kneeling): "WE SUCK! SPARE US!"
Wukong (cracking knuckles): "How 'bout… no?" WIND PUNCH!—they yeeted into the sunset like trash bags in a tornado.
Saya (glaring at zombie guts): "Now the floor's dirty! I wanted ramen!"
Wukong (sheepish): "Uh… sleepover at Shizuka's friend's place? Wink wink."
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### *Scene 4: Apartment of Opportunity***
Shizuka (innocently): "My female friend's apartment's nearby! She's always at the airport—"
Wukong (eyebrow wiggle): "Sure, sure. Female friend. Got it."
Girls (gasping): "SHIZUKA!?"
Shizuka (flustered): "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! …Unless?"
Li (facepalming): "I'm surrounded by idiots."
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### *Scene 5: Bath Time (Tension Level: Over 9000)*
The girls vanished into the bathroom, giggles echoing. Wukong sat outside, agonized.
Wukong's Brain: "Peek? No. Be honorable! …But steam! Curves! ARGH!"
He distracted himself by raiding the apartment's gun safe. "Ooh, shiny—WAIT, WHY AM I HOLDING A RIFLE INSTEAD OF LIVING MY ROM-COM DREAM?!"
Then—BAM!—Shizuka emerged, towel slipping, and KISSED HIM.
Wukong (internal screaming): "…WORTH IT."
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Author's Note: And thus, Wukong's "willpower" crumbles like a cookie in milk. Next time: "The Hot Spring Episode We All Saw Coming." Stay tuned! 🚀🔥