Scene 1: Zombie Bowling, Saiyan Style Saeko flung the bus door open, and the girls rushed inside like a Black Friday sale had just been announced.
"Goku!" Saeko yelled, gripping her wooden sword.
Sun Wukong cracked his knuckles. "Heh, time for cleanup!" With a roar, he unleashed a shockwave—BOOM!—shattering windows, blowing zombies through walls, and turning the fancy hall into a dust-choked ruin.
The girls gaped.
Li: "Is… is he even human?!"
Saeko: "That's not 'a little' strong—that's cheating!"
Wukong hopped onto the bus, and Shizuka tackled him onto a seat, eyes sparkling. "Wukong! Are you Superman? A mutant? Did you drink a science juice?!"
Wukong's face was smothered in her assets. "Ghk—can't… breathe… dying… happy…"
Gui Meilin: "Teacher Shizuka, you're suffocating him!" She yanked her off.
Wukong gasped. "Whew! Shizuka, next time, leave my nose outta the hug, 'kay? Thanks."
Girls (deadpan): "…'Next time'? Really?"
Zombies lurched toward the bus. Wukong: "Drive, Shizuka! Unless you wanna be a zombie snack!"
Shizuka fumbled with the controls. "Okay! This lever… that pedal… Aha!" The bus lurched forward, plowing through undead students like a shopping cart through a Lego aisle.
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### Scene 2: Pit Stop Shenanigans
The girls relaxed as the bus sped down the road.
Saya: "So, whose house first?"
Wukong: "Whoever's closest!"
- Saeko: "Dad's abroad. Nowhere to go."
- Shizuka: "Parents gone. Got a friend in the city… but she's probably zombie chow."
- Gui Meilin: "Live alone near Zhongshan Road."
- Saya (grumbling): "…I need to check on my mom."
Li: "Saya's place it is!"
Wukong (stretching): "Cool. I'm from China—no family here. Just me, my fists, and a dimensional passport."
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### *Scene 3: The Very Public Bathroom Break*
Gui Meilin (blushing): "Um… can we stop? Nature calls."
Shizuka (grinning): "Ooooh~ Got it!" She parked.
One by one, the girls dashed behind cover. Wukong (internal monologue): "Peek or not? …Nah, I'll be a gentleman… who accidentally guards them from afar."
He ninja'd onto a ledge. Below, five girls squatted, white bums glowing in the moonlight. "Drip-drip symphony. …I've reached heaven."
Shizuka (suddenly yelling): "WUKONG! WHICH ONE OF US DO YOU LIKE? OR ALL FIVE?!"
Wukong (choking): "Wha—?! HOW?!" He teleported back to the bus, whistling innocently.
Girls (storming back): "YOU PERV!"
Wukong (sweating): "I—I was just… birdwatching! Yeah, rare uh… Pigeons!"
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### Scene 4: Zombie Bus Dodgeball
A zombie-filled bus RAMMED theirs.
Girls: "SCREEEEE—"
Wukong: "OH HELL NO!" He DIVES through the windshield, PALMS the incoming bus—KABOOM!—metal crumples like paper. The force sends him skidding back, denting their bus.
Wukong (seeing red): "That's IT." His aura ERUPTS, launching debris into orbit. One MIGHTY KICK—PUNT!—the zombie bus FREAKING FLIES into the distance and EXPLODES.
Shizuka (clapping): "Wow! Just like in Superman Returns!"
Saeko (fan-girling): "Is this Chinese martial arts?!"
Saya (squinting): "…Are you an alien?"
Wukong (grinning): "Nope! Just from another world—Dragon Ball Earth. Got here through a dimensional door. You guys can come with me if you want. Less zombies, more… y'know, not dying."
Saya (adjusting glasses): "Parallel universe theory. Fascinating."
Li (whispering): "…He's either insane or the coolest guy ever."
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Author's Note: And there you have it! Wukong's origin reveal—with 100% more butt jokes. Stay tuned for next chapter: "Five Girls, One Saiyan: Chaos Ensues." 🚀💥