The day after the pajama party disaster, life returned to "normal," meaning: a chaotic, ticking time bomb waiting to explode in my face.
It started when Luna dragged me and Cynthia to the campus cafeteria for "a totally chill, low-risk lunch outing." Those were her exact words.
Spoiler: They were lies.
System: [New Mission: Achieve Lunch Date Harmony!] Objective: Finish lunch without sparking a public scandal. Reward: Bonus Reputation Points with all girls. Penalty: Gossip Level +999.]
When we arrived, things already looked bad. Null was floating above the salad bar, filming. Students were whispering and taking secret photos.
I heard snippets like, "Isn't that the guy who almost married three girls during a pajama party?" and "I heard he tamed the Ice Queen with cookies."
Cynthia beamed, oblivious. Luna gave everyone finger guns. Celia—because of course she was dragged here too—sat stiffly, looking like she was preparing for an assassination attempt.
We sat down.
Instantly, disaster.
Cynthia knocked over her drink. It splashed all over my pants, making it look very suspicious.
Luna tried to help by grabbing napkins—and accidentally yanked my chair, causing me to fall face-first into Celia's chest.
Complete silence.
System: [Congratulations! You have triggered: Instant Death Flag.]
Celia's expression was so cold it could've flash-frozen the sun.
I scrambled backward, apologizing so fast my tongue tied itself into knots.
Meanwhile, Null was laughing so hard he accidentally dropped his holographic camera into the mashed potatoes.
We somehow survived lunch without being arrested. Barely.
Back at the dorm, while cleaning up, I noticed something strange: a hidden icon blinking on my system screen.
**[Secret Level Unlocked: ???] Entry Requirements Met: High Chaos Factor]
[Do you wish to enter? Y/N]**
Against every instinct I had, I clicked yes.
The world shifted.
I found myself standing in a surreal classroom, desks floating in midair, chalkboards writing on themselves.
System: [Welcome to Supreme Academy: Special Event Class!] Objective: Complete assigned 'lessons' to unlock forbidden rewards!]
Before I could process that, Null appeared wearing a professor's robe.
"Welcome to Chaos 101," he said, slapping a ruler against his hand. "Today's lesson: How to handle being a Chick Magnet Without Dying!"
Cue the entrance of every girl I had met so far, all wearing scandalously modified school uniforms.
Even Celia looked like she might commit murder… stylishly.
System: [Bonus Objective: Survive 24 hours without causing a catfight.]
"This is a nightmare," I whispered.
Null smirked. "Nah, buddy. This is your life now."
And with that, the bell rang, signaling the beginning of my most chaotic challenge yet.