Ethan felt all eyes on him, and after a dramatic sigh, he finally broke the silence.
"Fine, fine! Since you're all staring like that—when Lilith went missing, that old Evil granny actually tried to force me to marry Leia!" he scoffed, clearly offended at the memory.
"And Leia is Sienna's best friend. Hump! That girl is pure evil and she's obsessed with that fool Liam!"
He rolled his eyes hard, like the very thought gave him a headache. Then, he ran a hand through his hair dramatically.
"I mean, seriously! How should I marry anyone just like that? Do I look like a guy with zero taste? I have standards, alright? And I can't fall for a girl just by looking at her once—I'm not that easy!"
There was a short pause, just enough for tension to build..
Until Sir Sparkleton suddenly blinked, his red lights glowing brighter.
"ACCORDING TO CALCULATIONS FROM YOUR ASTRO CHART, TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO FIND TRUE LOVE."
The car went silent for two seconds.
