Note from the Author:
Hey sweethearts!
I know… I'm super late with this one. Life got in the way, and so did plot twists and snack breaks, BUT—I didn't forget you. Thanks for being patient with me! We've already met some of these beautiful disasters in action, but now it's time to meet them officially.
So here it is—your long-awaited character profiles. From our mysterious mafia prince to the chaotic cousin, everyone's here.
Enjoy!
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Park Taehyun
Age: 26
Birthday: December 2
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Height: 6'1" (185 cm)
Build: Broad-shouldered, elegant, sharp jawline
Secondary Gender: Alpha
Personality:
Mature and composed in public
Funny, sarcastic, and sassy with loved ones
Korea's No.1 Business Tycoon
Likes: Luxury watches, teasing Vasilliy, strawberry milk
Dislikes: Dishonesty, clingy people, losing control
Fun Fact: Secretly unbeatable at arcade claw machines.
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Vasilliy Romanov
Age: 28
Birthday: November 3
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Height: 6'2" (188 cm)
Build: Muscular and intimidating
Secondary Gender: True blooded Alpha
Name Meaning: "The Royal" or "King"
Personality:
Cold and unreadable
Obsessively protective of Taehyun
Mafia Boss / Strategist
Likes: Silence, discipline, Taehyun's voice
Dislikes: Korea, betrayal, distractions
Fun Fact: His left shoulder tattoo is hidden and personal—only Taehyun knows what it means.
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Park Taeho
Age: 24
Birthday: November 30
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Height: 5'9" (175 cm)
Build: Lean and graceful
Secondary Gender: Omega
Personality:
Sassy, dramatic, flirty
Falls in love easily… and out of it faster
Taehyun's little brother and beastie
Likes: Fashion, being adored, gossip
Dislikes: Rejection, boring people, seriousness
Fun Fact: Carries perfume and lip gloss in every pocket. Even hoodie pockets.
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Valdamer Romanov
Age: 31
Birthday: August 8
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Height: 6'3" (190 cm)
Build: Tall, strong, "dad energy"
Secondary Gender: Alpha
Personality:
Reserved, grounded, emotionally intelligent
Widower, single dad
Vasilliy's cousin and best friend
Likes: His son, old books, quiet places
Dislikes: Immaturity, chaos, emotional games
Fun Fact: He never remarried after his wife's death—his entire world revolves around his son and Vasilliy… until Taeho crashes in.
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Baek Hyun (Taehyun's Father)
Age: 50
Birthday: September 12
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Height: 6'0" (183 cm)
Secondary Gender: Alpha
Personality:
Responsible, logical, overthinking genius
Lowkey chaotic but tries to look cool
Fun Fact: Thinks he's the strict one… but Eun-Kyung is the real boss.
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Eun-Kyung (Taehyun's Mother)
Age: 47
Birthday: May 27
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Height: 5'6" (167 cm)
Secondary Gender: Omega
Personality:
Loud, dramatic, full of love
Total diva mom with a heart of gold
Fun Fact: Has a slipper-throwing aim that never misses.
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Moon Jinhwan (Taehyun's Maternal Uncle)
Age: 42
Birthday: March 10
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Height: 5'11" (180 cm)
Secondary Gender: beta
Personality:
Human sunshine
Jokester, soft-hearted, playful
Taehyun's second favorite adult after mom
Taehyuns mom's little brother
Fun Fact: Gets along with everyone—except the microwave . (It's a long story.)
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Moon Doyun (Taehyun's Maternal Cousin)
Age: 16
Birthday: October 18
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Height: 5'8" (173 cm)
Secondary Gender: Alpha
Personality:
Playful, curious, lowkey savage
Thinks he's cooler than Taehyun
Fun Fact: Secretly ships Taehyun x Vasilliy. Writes anonymous fan comments under a fake ID.
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Lee Jaesoo
Age: 27
Birthday: February 14
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Height: 5'11" (180 cm)
Secondary Gender: Beta
Role: Taehyun's close friend
Personality:
Smart, charming, a little too smooth
Always knows more than he lets on
Fun Fact: Nobody knows what he does for a living… but he always has money and time.
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Name: Alexei Valdamer Romanov
Age: 6
Gender: Undetermined (too young)
Zodiac: Virgo
Appearance: Chestnut hair, ice-blue eyes, petite build
Personality: Quiet, mature, polite but secretly sassy. Protective of his father.
Likes: Drawing, piano, books, Taeho's stories (though he pretends he doesn't)
Dislikes: Arguments, chaos, strangers who get too close
Role: Valdamer's son. Becomes a key emotional link between Valdamer and Taeho.
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That's all for now!
Let me know in the comments who your fave is and who should get a special episode next.
Love,
Your Unhinged Author