I squatted among the piles of containers in the Port of Boston, watching 300 cases of sunscreen lotion glistening with a strange blue light under the moonlight. The system hamster screamed in the ear:
"Host! Stop the British troops from dumping sunscreen (00:15:00 remaining time), or a beauty revolution will break out in North America!"
This is the king's licensed sunscreen!
The British army commander kicked open the wooden box. His wig was fumigated with sunburst steam. "North American bumpkin only wear futures!" \ ""
The Napoleon spy disguised as an Indian suddenly blew the conch, and the bucket of sunscreen lotion automatically rolled towards the sea.
I threw Hercules' dumbbells as the brake, but knocked away three "Indian warriors" wearing fluorescent feathers on their heads - their tattoos were the latest sun-protective paintings in Paris!
"For free makeup!"
Adams rushed over holding a sunscreen lipstick as a torch. Franklin's lightning experiment device was hidden in his wig. Static electricity made the bucket of sunscreen lotion start to bubble.
Suddenly, Poseidon's trident broke through the waves:
Who is polluting my SPA bath!
His dolphin mount wore swimming goggles and shot up huge waves with its tail. The sunscreen lotion was mixed with seawater to form a blue cream-like consistency, and the entire port turned into a huge cake scene.
"The host triggers a cross-dimensional task!"
The hamster system pops up the dessert menu, "Use sunscreen cream:"
1. Blocking the muzzle of British guns (0/3)
2. Making the Declaration of Independence Cake (0/1)
3. Lay a foundation for the Statue of Liberty (Urgent!) "
I picked up the cream spray gun and charged towards the British warship, but Napoleon's spy fired first.
Instead of gunpowder, the shells exploded into a mist of sunscreen powder. The fish in the entire sea area began to mutate - cod grew sunscreen scales, and lobster claws sprayed bubbles with SPF50+.
This is the latest beauty weapon! The British commander laughed wildly as he was carried up to the sky by an electrostatic wig. Washington took the opportunity to lead troops in. The continental soldiers used cream shovels as OARS, and each person's face was painted with the Stars and Stripes sun protection paint.
Franklin suddenly flew a thunderbolt kite, and the lightning struck the layer of sunscreen cream. The giant cream Stars and Stripes took shape in the night sky, and Poseidon's trident automatically began to cut the cake:
"The ocean pays tribute to freedom!"
In the chaos, Napoleon stole the largest piece of cream cake:
"The guillotine needs a sweet ending..."
His mechanical arm melted into the cream, and the guillotine design was dyed macaron. The philosophical cat leapt onto the mast and grabbed a prophecy on the canvas:
When the cream floods the crown, the tea leaves will turn into mascara...
The British warships suddenly sank collectively - the sunscreen cream corroded the bottom of the ships. The commander held a cream bucket as a lifebuoy, and the wig swelled in the cream into the shape of a torch of the Statue of Liberty.
Adams wrote the "Cream Declaration of Independence" on the deck with cream, and each letter was mixed with sunshade diamond chips.
"Task completion rate 200%!"
The system plays the rock version of "Yankee Song", "Unlock the 'Patriot Beauty' skill. Side effect:
Speak English with a French accent within three days
When the last British soldier was sprayed with cream and had a clown face, Poseidon was applying sunscreen to the draft Statue of Liberty: "New York Harbor needs a glowing goddess!" His trident engraved the SPF index on the forehead of the statue. The tail of the philosophical cat swept over the torch, and the flame turned into a fountain of sunscreen lotion.
Napoleon's cream guillotine was assembled at the Palace of Versailles, and Queen Mary was trying out cream lipstick. At this moment in the London Parliament Hall, George III grabbed a wig soaked in cream and roared:
"North American traitors have stolen the beauty of the British Empire!"
In the Hall of Mirrors at the Palace of Versailles, Queen Marie's cream lipstick suddenly melted and turned into blood-red syrup on Louis XVI's neck.
Napoleon's cream guillotine made a sweet hum, and what dripped from the blade was not blood but caramel. Your Majesty, "When he bowed, the mechanical arm leaked sunscreen." This is the latest trend of 'Sweet Judgment '..."
Suddenly, the philosophical cat jumped onto the gilded chandelier, and its tail shattered three hundred mirrors.
Each fragment reflects guillotines of different times and Spaces - the dumbbell guillotine of the Middle Ages, the Scarab guillotine of Egypt, and even the laser sun protection guillotine of the future.
Queen Mary's scream activated the spell in the mirror, and the entire Palace of Versailles began to secrete sunscreen cream.
"The host triggers the sweet alert!"
The system hamster turns into a macaron. "Mission:
Prevent cream from flooding Paris (0/1)
2. Recycling Medusa Sunscreen Hair Mask (0/3)
3. Apply primer to the Statue of Liberty. (Urgent!) "
Robespierre rushed into the hall, and his wig was sprayed with sunscreen and styling gel.
"Eliminate the Sweet tyrant!"
The Jacobins held up sunscreen blowers and swept the cream throne into a honeycomb shape. Louis XVI's Lace bow tie suddenly came alive and turned into a sun-protective bandage to wrap around Napoleon's mechanical arm.
I took the opportunity to start "Patriot Beauty" and used cream to draw a freedom hat on the mirror surface. The reflected SPF spectrum forms a cage, trapping Napoleon who is stealing the sunscreen formula. Suddenly, a cream version of Medusa emerged from the mirror - her snug hair was a flowered bag, and wherever her eyes reached, the revolutionaries all turned into fondant dolls.
This is the wrath of the dessert goddess!
Queen Mary hid in the cream fountain. "Use the egg white powder quickly!" I threw Hercules' dumbbells and hit Medusa's cream crown.
The snag-hair flower bag suddenly lost control and squeezed cream slogans that read "Freedom, Equality, Sun Protection" on the walls of the Palace of Versailles.
Poseidon's trident pierces the ceiling:
My ocean SPA needs French desserts!
He stirred up a tsunami of cream, and Robespierre read out the Declaration of the Human Right to Sun Protection at the crest of the waves. The Philosopher cat dipped its tail in cream and wrote on Louis XVI's forehead, "The next one will be you."
When Napoleon's mechanical arm was corroded and broken by cream, the Palace of Versailles suddenly sank.
The cream solidified into the foundation of a huge cake, and the design drawing of the Eiffel Tower floated out of the pastry chef's hand - the tip of the tower was originally in the shape of a sunscreen nozzle!
"The task has been exceeded!"
The system plays the remix version of "Marseillaise", "Unlock the [Revolutionary Makeup] skill", side effect:
All speeches should rhyme within three days.
Inside the Tower of London at this moment, George III is dyeing his platinum crown with sunscreen cream. On the draft of the Statue of Liberty, there is an additional line of small characters beside the sun protection torch:
"Designed by the pastry chef of Versailles, 1789 edition..."