Scene – Capsule Corp – The Next Morning
After the infamous "10-second performance," the legendary Saiyan Prince sat alone in the darkest corner of the training room, shirtless, expression blank, and spirit completely broken.
Narrator Voice:
He had faced tyrants.
Survived near-death battles.
Gone toe-to-toe with gods.
But nothing… NOTHING… prepared him for the moment Bulma laughed and said:
Bulma's voice echoing in his mind: "Even Yamcha would've lasted longer..."
Vegeta's pupils shrank. His pride shattered like Kakarot's shirt during a transformation.
He whispered to himself, voice shaky:
Vegeta: "Yamcha… that walking L? No… no, this is a nightmare…"
He clutched his forehead dramatically, flashbacks of the night haunting him like a filler episode.
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Scene – Inside the Bathroom Mirror
Vegeta stood in front of the mirror, shirt off, arms crossed, looking down at his... equipment.
Vegeta: "Ten seconds. You lasted ten damn seconds. Are you even worthy of being called a Saiyan?"
His reflection didn't answer. It was too ashamed.
He pointed at it like it betrayed him.
Vegeta: "I fought Frieza with less pain than this. You humiliated me."
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Scene – Bulma Talking to Chi-Chi on the Phone
Bulma (giggling):
"Oh my god, Chi-Chi, I swear… he was done before I could even roll my eyes."
Chi-Chi:
"Well, you don't have to explain everything to him—like what this is and how to do it.in the case of Goku"
Bulma:
Really,you explain everything?
Chichi: I put into his (pole) D thing into my cave and ride his pole and he only wondering with wide eyes something good happens ( disappointed little but smiling widly)
Bulma : atleast he have stamina in his pole which give you pleasure and here is Vegeta only last 5 sec
Chi chi : 5 sec (bursting with laughter)
Goku 1 St round last more than 50 min and after super Saiyan, don't ask me I can't explain
("Chi-Chi's face lit up with a weird kind of happiness… and meanwhile, poor Tights was literally melting )
Narrator (dramatic tone):
The moment Vegeta heard those words… it felt like the ground beneath his feet didn't just vanish
The shock level was so intense, one had to wonder:
"Why didn't his ears explode hearing that?!"
"Why didn't the world just end right there?!"
*[Cut to Bulma stepping out the door with savage attitude. Hair flipping, door slamming.]
He's literally sobbing like a baby, nose running, shaking like a leaf.
Vegeta: "Bulmaaaa… You said you were only impressed by Goku's strength… I thought I was the Prince!"
Vegeta: "This… this humiliation… I've faced friza .. many other great villain but I couldn't face my own wife's expectations."
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Scene – That Night – Vegeta Alone in the Gravity Room
Gravity: 300x
Mood: Dark Saiyan Energy
Background Music: Sad violin with occasional prideful drum beats
Vegeta (thinking):
"Super Saiyan? What's the point? I couldn't even go super in bed…"
He paces back and forth, sweaty, frustrated.
Vegeta:
"If Kakarot can last longer than a ramen commercial… then I can too."
He slams his fist into the gravity panel and screams:
Vegeta: "Computer! Set gravity to ∞! I'm going to train my soul and my… other pride."
Computer:
"Warning: Setting gravity to infinity may crush bones, spirit, and reproductive organs."
Vegeta:
"I SAID DO IT!"
Gravity activates. Vegeta is instantly flattened like a pancake.
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Narrator Voice
Thus begins… the Redemption Arc of Vegeta's Manhood.
Can a Saiyan prince rise again?
Will Bulma ever forget the smirk-inducing disaster?
Will Yamcha ever stop being the worst comparison?
[Narrator Voice Begins, all dramatic]
"In a world where emotions burn brighter than—"
[Vegeta (cuts him off angrily)]
"Shut up, man! Every time I'm crying, you just show up to sprinkle salt on the wound!"
[Narrator, awkwardly]
"…Okay. My bad. Go on."
[Scene: Vegeta standing alone on a rooftop, crying under a cloudy night sky. Wind howling. One single dramatic tear falls.]
[Narrator (trying again, softly)]
"Once again, he stands alone… broken… shattered—"
[Vegeta (furious, still crying)]
"Dude! Stop the emotional speech! Just say the next damn line already!"
[Narrator, sighs]
"Alright, alright. Chill."
[Suddenly, Vegeta powers up and fires a massive energy blast into the sky]
[Narrator (dodging imaginary debris)]
"WHOA! Why so mad, dude?! Okay okay, relax! I get it—"
[Vegeta (gritting his teeth)]
"You'd understand… if you were in my place."
[Narrator, calming down]
"…Alright. I'll help you."
[Vegeta lowers his hand, breathing heavy but relieved. Then—out of nowhere—a mysterious figure appears behind him, cloaked in darkness.]
[Narrator (dramatic whisper)]
"…And just like that, destiny took a turn."
[Scene – Capsule Corp Rooftop – Midnight]
Vegeta lies on the rooftop, shirtless, sweating under the stars, defeated by gravity… and shame.
Suddenly… a shadowy figure appears behind him.
The moonlight glints off a shiny, bald head… black sunglasses glowing under the night sky.
Vegeta (groaning):
"Huh? Who the hell are you…"
The man speaks… voice deep and oozing with mystery:
???:
"I saw it all… the ten-second tragedy… the fall of a prince…"
Vegeta's eyes widen in horror.
Vegeta:
"Y-You watched?! YOU WATCHED?!"
The man adjusts his sunglasses.
???:
"I see everything… through the hidden perv cams Master Roshi planted years ago."
[CUT TO: Kame House]
Master Roshi (sipping coconut drink, nodding proudly):
"I told ya, lad. The real training doesn't start in a battlefield… it starts in the bedroom."
[Back to Capsule Corp]
???:
"I've been watching… evaluating… judging."
He drops a photo. It's a blurry screenshot of Vegeta's 10-second performance, with the caption:
"PRINCE OF WHAT NOW?"
Vegeta (furious):
"You dare mock me, cueball?!"
???:
"I'm not here to mock. I'm here… to train you."
He steps into the moonlight.
Narrator (dramatic):
"Who is this mysterious bald master with shiny specs and unlimited screen recordings?"
Vegeta:
"Tch… what's your name, old man?"
The figure smirks.
???:
"They call me… Master D."
[Cut to Roshi again, giving a thumbs up]:
"D for Discipline... and something else too... heh."
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Narrator Voice (Legendary Style):
Will Vegeta accept the training of the mysterious Master D?
Can he overcome his 10-second curse?
Will he unlock the forbidden move… THE FINAL FLASH... BEDROOM EDITION?
STAY TUNED…
IN DRAGON POLL Z!