"I'm so pissed off! Damn, those bastards are lightning fast. No wonder they don't have girlfriends."
"One word. Reprint!"
"I know at least eight big chat groups that were all waiting like wolves to pounce. Don't blame anyone but yourself for being too slow. I got mine though, haha!"
Meanwhile, more people rushed in.
A new wave of frantic questions exploded:
"!!! Why does it say sold out?"
"Why can't I buy it?!"
"Can someone explain???"
"I just went to the bathroom and it's gone? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm so confused. It's only been five minutes. What happened?"
"Dude, your precious Bonnie's magazine sold out in five seconds. And you're whining that it's been five minutes."
"Hahahaha I swear I'm going to die laughing in the comments section!"
Back at the villa, Derek Lee's phone was buzzing non-stop.
Work group chat:
"Boss! I didn't get one!"
"I got mine!"
"Waaahhh, I can't stop admiring Bonnie's beauty on the cover again!"
Family group chat:
