"D*mn it, the God of Destruction! Brother San has been working tirelessly for the Divine Realm. He only used a bit of divine power to teach a lesson to someone who didn't know better…"
"He actually wants to punish Brother San!"
Xiao Wu sat on a chair, fuming with indignation.
Her Brother San was pure and untainted, rising above the filth. He had been busy scheming and running around for the Divine Realm, yet the God of Destruction was dissatisfied and constantly targeted him.
According to Brother San, the God of Destruction had already crossed the line and deserved death!
Xiao Wu was never a "good person" to begin with. The God of Destruction and the Goddess of Life had just blessed her child, and yet she immediately dragged the Goddess of Life into scheming against the God of Destruction.
"If I get the chance…"
As Xiao Wu spoke, her vision suddenly went black, her eyes rolled back, and she fell asleep.
"You won't get the chance."
Huo Yuhao shook his head and murmured.
It was Tang San who had broken the rules first, yet Xiao Wu blamed all the fault on the God of Destruction. Truly unreasonable.
But then again, those who didn't dare to cause trouble were mediocrities. How could someone from Shrek Academy ever be reasonable?
"Yo, is this the so-called 'Revive, my beloved…' heroine?"
Hua Huo glanced at Xiao Wu and teased.
Reviving was one thing, but to shout, "Revive, my beloved!" and make all the spirit beasts in the Star Dou Forest tremble in fear…
"Exactly."
"If I hadn't come, we'd have seen that 'Thought of the East Fist' or 'Mind of the East Palm'…"
At this point, Huo Yuhao paused, his eye twitching, and continued, "Luckily, I came, so we won't have to endure such cringe-worthy scenes."
"Hahaha~ Good one! So this is why you absolutely refused to become Tang San's son-in-law!"
Hua Huo tilted her head slightly and laughed.
Just hearing the names, Hua Huo felt like digging a three-bedroom apartment in the Divine Realm with her toes.
Not to mention imagining Huo Yuhao with tears in his eyes, using that 'Thought of the East Fist'… If that punch landed on an enemy's face, they'd probably be speechless for a long time.
"Stop mocking me, let's get to work!"
"Hehehe~"
Huo Yuhao's lips curled slightly, his eyes resembling a pie chart, three parts coldness, three parts disdain, and four parts indifference.
Truly, the "Crooked-Mouth Dragon King" had returned!
He took out a portion of Ah Yin's soul, thought for a moment, then extracted two-thirds of Xiao Wu's soul. He then fused Ah Yin's soul with the remaining part of Xiao Wu's soul.
"Hey, I'll need to set up a restriction!"
"Sorry, Tang Wulin, but you won't be appearing."
"Besides, Tang San wouldn't be able to…"
With Tang San's strength, he wouldn't be able to break the restriction, let alone separate Xiao Wu and Ah Yin's souls.
"Done!"
Huo Yuhao and Hua Huo exchanged a glance and disappeared from the "Sea God's" mansion.
"Next, next!"
Tang San loved playing with others' fates and souls, didn't he?
Then let him experience some "pain"!
"Oscar, what kind of punishment do you think Brother San will receive?"
At the God of Food's mansion, Ning Rongrong lay in Oscar's arms, anxiously asking.
They were only secondary gods, with little influence in the Divine Realm Committee.
Ning Rongrong's concern for Tang San was well-founded. When her sword broke and her bones fractured, she hadn't shed a single tear. Yet, when Tang San fell, she cried as if trying to move the heavens and the earth.
To thank Tang San for his help, Ning Rongrong even kissed him in front of Oscar.
The perfected Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track could dodge countless attacks, but it couldn't evade a "sneak attack" from a support-type spirit master. Perhaps Tang San didn't want to dodge.
Oscar wasn't surprised. After a moment of thought, he said, "The God of Destruction has always been at odds with Xiao San. This time, he'll probably make a big deal out of it to undermine Xiao San's authority."
"That God of Destruction is truly despicable. Both are Divine Realm enforcers, yet he's always picking on Brother San."
Ning Rongrong said with frustration.
Unfortunately, she was only a support-type deity, with little influence. Otherwise, she would've made the God of Destruction pay!
"The God of Destruction…"
Before Oscar could finish, both he and Ning Rongrong felt their vision go black, and they fell asleep.
In front of an Envoy, mere secondary gods were like ants. They couldn't even resist the attack, let alone know who attacked them or how.
"Enforcers? More like a one-man show."
"Tang San destroyed the Slaughter City, annihilated the Spirit Hall, and plunged the entire Douluo Continent into chaos."
"Evil spirit masters ran rampant, and Shrek monopolized power. All of this was caused by your Brother San!"
"As an enforcer, not only did he not intervene… but then again, Tang San is practically an evil god. What kind of god evolves by devouring others with his Eight Spider Lances? Isn't that the mark of an evil god?"
Huo Yuhao shook his head, not bothering to waste more words. He directly took a portion of Xiao Wu and Ah Yin's souls and fused them with Ning Rongrong's soul.
And he didn't set up any restrictions.
"Little Blackie, why didn't you fuse their souls with this guy?"
Hua Huo pointed at Oscar, puzzled.
Huo Yuhao: "…"
As expected of Hua Huo, always pushing the boundaries when it comes to finding amusement.
No boundaries? Even better, more fun!
"It's time to visit my charming ancestor!"
Huo Yuhao smirked wickedly and disappeared once again.
Time passed, and by the time Huo Yuhao and Hua Huo left the Divine Realm and returned to Douluo Continent, there were only three days left before the freshman assessment.
It's worth noting that one day in the Divine Realm equaled one year on Douluo Continent.
Luckily, they were fast and didn't linger in the Divine Realm, or else half a year or even a year would've passed on Douluo Continent.
"Little Blackie, isn't that guy technically your ancestor? Are you really going to mess with him like this?"
"When they watched me being messed with, they didn't say a word. Such people are not my ancestors!"
Huo Yuhao shrugged. He felt no guilt about messing with Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing.
As a joker, one couldn't afford to have a conscience.
Besides, during his time at the White Tiger Duke's mansion, had he ever lived a single day as a human?
Everything he ate, used, and wore was earned by his mother's hard work.
He owed the White Tiger Duke's mansion nothing, let alone this so-called "ancestor."
Pfft~
Meanwhile, in the Divine Realm, at the Sea God's mansion.
"Xiao Wu" was the first to wake up. She felt dizzy, as if she'd been elbowed in the head.
After looking around and seeing the familiar surroundings, she finally relaxed.
"Brother San told me to come back, but he didn't say he'd knock me out and bring me back. What's the logic in that?"
"Brother San…"
"???"
Wait, something felt off!
She was Ah Yin, Tang Hao's wife, Tang San's mother. Why was she calling out "Brother San"?
Shouldn't she be calling him "Second Brother," since Tang Hao was the second eldest? When the three of them became sworn brothers, Tang Hao was Second Brother, and Tang Xiao was the eldest.
Xiao Wu was utterly confused.
"Brother San told me to come back??"
What was going on?
The voice had clearly come from her mouth, but it hadn't passed through her mind?