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Li Luochen gazed at the members of Shrek Academy before him, feeling genuinely pleased with their significant improvements.
Meanwhile, Bibi Dong, seated on the Pope's throne, wore a dark expression as she stared intently at Li Luochen.
Suddenly, Li Luochen felt a chill run down his spine and swallowed nervously.
Gulp!
He realized he had gotten a bit too carried away. It was time to send them off quickly—otherwise, his towering image might crumble under Bibi Dong's wrath.
"Cough, cough, dear students, now that you've absorbed your spirit bones, you may leave. I suggest you gather for a meal in Wuhun City to relax. The academy will cover the expenses!"
Li Luochen cleared his throat and announced the plan he had devised.
"Yay! ×N"
"But, Director Li, when will you join us?" Zhu Zhuqing suddenly asked.
"Huh? Me? I'll be there shortly. I have urgent matters to attend to. After all, the Hao Tian Sect is causing trouble again. I need to discuss with Her Eminence how to deal with this cancer in the soul master world."
Li Luochen stood with his hands clasped behind his back, speaking in a mysterious tone.
Upon seeing this, Zhu Zhuqing and Ye Lingling's eyes sparkled with admiration. He was powerful, handsome, polite, respectful toward women, knowledgeable, and possessed a broad perspective.
Such a high-quality man was simply irresistible to Zhu Zhuqing and Ye Lingling—they adored him.
As for Dugu Yan? She hadn't entered the Pope's Palace at all. Instead, she had taken Li Chengqian to find Qian Renxue—she was hungry and needed to eat, so Qian Renxue would have to feed him.
After sending off the members of Shrek Academy, the temperature in the Pope's Palace immediately dropped. Li Luochen teleported to Bibi Dong's side, massaging her shoulders and kneading her legs.
His demeanor completely changed—he fully embodied Shrek Academy's motto: "When faced with unavoidable circumstances, follow your heart."
"Uh, Mother, I know that head bone was a gift you prepared for your disciple. How about I compensate you with another one? Please don't get angry—it's bad for your health."
Li Luochen spoke humbly. If Bibi Dong were to strike him, he'd likely be bedridden for three days. Better to escape through flattery than rely on toughness to endure a beating.
"Hmph, that Wisdom Skull Bone was over fifty thousand years old, nearly sixty thousand. Its value surpasses even an ordinary ninety-thousand-year right arm bone. Are you sure you can produce something equivalent?
And don't bother with a right arm bone, left leg bone, or torso bone—Nana already has those. I only want a head bone. Don't try to fob me off with junk."
Bibi Dong crossed her legs leisurely, clearly doubting that Li Luochen could produce a worthy spirit bone. This beating was inevitable!
At this moment, the Pope's scepter in Bibi Dong's hand had been replaced with the Scythe of Rakshasa. She held it while closing her eyes to rest.
Li Luochen tapped the soul tool around his neck, and a white-pink head bone appeared. The immense soul power fluctuations caused Bibi Dong to open her eyes immediately.
"Cough, cough, Mother, this is a sixty-five-thousand-year Wisdom Charm Skull Bone dropped by a Three Eyed Demon Fox. I believe it's even more suitable for Hu Liena than the Wisdom Skull Bone.
I humbly offer this to you. Could you please put that divine artifact away first?"
Bibi Dong examined the head bone closely. She could clearly sense that it was untouched and unused, radiating an extraordinarily powerful soul power fluctuation.
Sixty-five thousand years—a very high age. There was no better head bone in the Spirit Hall's treasury. Bibi Dong herself had a cherished fifty-thousand-year Wisdom Charm Skull Bone, which she had intended to give to Hu Liena as compensation.
Now, with this superior option, the sixty-five-thousand-year bone would significantly enhance Hu Liena's spiritual power and charm abilities.
Bibi Dong began to consider—she still had a Qian Jun Ant Emperor's right arm bone. Perhaps she could let Hu Liena absorb both this head bone and the arm bone.
In that case, Hu Liena's seventh soul ring could potentially absorb an eighty-thousand-year soul ring, and her eighth and ninth rings could aim for hundred-thousand-year soul rings.
Unfortunately, based on the latest intelligence, the southern region of the Star Dou Forest currently housed only a single hundred-thousand-year Crimson Fire Fox. No other fox-type spirit beasts had been spotted.
That Crimson Fire Fox had only recently broken through to the hundred-thousand-year level within the past century, and its strength wasn't particularly formidable. Hu Liena already possessed four body spirit bones and one external spirit bone.
The eighth and ninth hundred-thousand-year soul rings could fill the remaining two spirit bone slots, potentially granting Hu Liena the qualifications to ascend to godhood.
If necessary, Bibi Dong could personally guide her to godhood. According to the Rakshasa, a Tier One Primary God could bring two family members into the divine realm.
Her family consisted only of her daughter and grandson. Qian Renxue would inevitably break through to Level 100 and inherit the Angel God position—no need to worry about her.
Even this brat, Li Luochen, was favored by the gods and would soon begin his divine trials. Thus, Bibi Dong's only concern was Hu Liena.
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Back to reality—
"Considering your filial piety, I'll let this slide this time. You may leave." Bibi Dong coldly huffed.
"Yes, ma'am! Oh, Mother, there's something I've always wanted to say. You shine like a brilliant star, illuminating the hearts of the masses. Your nobility and glory leave the entire Douluo Continent in awe.
Your beauty and grace are akin to the most precious works of art in the world, unforgettable at first sight. Your very existence is a peerless blend of beauty and majesty. I dare say there has never been a Pope as beautiful as you in the history of the Spirit Hall.
Your wisdom runs as deep as the ocean, and your foresight is unparalleled. Every decision you make shines like a beacon, guiding the Spirit Hall toward prosperity and flourishing.
Under your wise leadership, the Spirit Hall stands at its zenith, winning the hearts of the people. Your courage and resolve have resolved countless challenges, earning boundless admiration. You are truly the strongest, most beautiful, and most authoritative Pope in history.
You are not only a great ruler but also a benevolent mother to the masses. Your kindness and care shine like warm sunlight, reaching every corner.
May Mother enjoy blessings, longevity, and good health, and write a brilliant chapter in the history of soul masters."
Under Li Luochen's relentless flattery, Bibi Dong basked in the praise. It wasn't that no one had ever complimented her—it was who was doing the complimenting that mattered.
Yu Xiaogang? Forget it—he could only manage hollow pleasantries back then. His eloquence couldn't compare to Li Luochen's (a literature major—perfectly suited for the task!).
In terms of strength, Li Luochen surpassed her younger self, yet even someone so exceptional had to obediently call her "Mother" and diligently flatter her.
Though tens of thousands of people on the Douluo Continent had praised her, none matched Li Luochen's eloquence. Most importantly, he was family.
A son-in-law counted as half a son—and praise from one's own family was the sweetest. Bibi Dong found it deeply satisfying.
"Enough, I understand. Why say all this? Mother is tired and needs to rest. Luochen, you may leave."
Bibi Dong spoke gently, indicating just how pleased she was.
"Yes, I take my leave!"
Li Luochen vanished in the blink of an eye, slick as oil. Bibi Dong paid him no further mind.
Her thoughts swirled—most beautiful Pope? In the future, perhaps the most beautiful empress! When the time came, she'd have this eloquent brat draft the imperial edict. Such talent should be put to use!
Bibi Dong was in an excellent mood. She decided to take a bath and then sleep for beauty. She completely forgot about giving the head bone to Hu Liena.
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