[One day, Hiruko didn't forget to put on a cute appearance and even set up a holographic projection above the Five Great Shinobi Villages, making a very cool and domineering declaration.
[Hiruko: "I'm Hiruko, the idol trainee of Konoha. I've absorbed the Kekkei Genkai of the four great Shinobi Villages, and once I absorb the last one, I'll be unstoppable, starting the Fourth Great Ninja War!"
[This time, Hiruko wasn't invincible yet, but he declared war on the entire Ninja World anyway.
[Very much like a "Dragon Overlord" type, even Obito would praise him if he saw it.]
"Has Hiruko lost his mind? Why would he declare war publicly?"
Jiraiya sighed and facepalmed as he watched Hiruko's antics on the screen. He couldn't believe it.
"He's been a bit slow in the head since he was a kid, and you know that too."
Tsunade, who had only a neutral opinion of Hiruko, was just an ordinary friend of his. But after the teasing from the others, she immediately began to feel disgusted with him.
Tsunade: "What level are you even at? How dare you spread rumors about me? Don't you know what the word 'death' means?"
Hiruko: "What are you talking about? I don't know~~"
"By the way, there's another one here who's not quite right in the head and wants to start the Fourth Great Ninja War."
Hearing Orochimaru's words, everyone's attention shifted to Obito.
"You guys... Fine, I admit it. I'm not the sharpest."
Obito's lips moved, and he wanted to argue but ultimately didn't say anything.
It seemed like he had resigned himself to it.
No matter what anyone said to him, he just accepted it.
After all, they weren't going to kill him, so what was there to worry about? Just go with the flow.
Clearly, everyone was surprised by Obito's attitude.
They had expected him to argue back like usual, but this time he just admitted it directly.
There's no fun at all, so boring.
"Tobirama, do you think Konoha has bad feng shui?"
In Tobirama's office, Senju Hashirama scratched his head and said to his younger brother, "Look, the famous big villains from the Third Hokage's time all have some connection with us in Konoha, like Nagato, the leader of the Akatsuki. He was Jiraiya's disciple.
There are even some who were originally Konoha ninjas, like Uchiha Itachi, Obito, Orochimaru, and this guy here, Hiruko. Oh, and in the storyline of Naruto, Sasuke was also a rogue ninja, right? Wow, I never realized it, but when you think about it, there are so many rogue ninjas from the Uchiha clan?"
Before Tobirama could respond, Uchiha Kagami, who was standing nearby, awkwardly replied, "Sorry, First Hokage. I will make sure to keep my clan in check."
"Haha, Kagami, I wasn't talking about you, don't take it to heart."
The First Hokage laughed and then turned to look at Tobirama.
"You missed one person, brother. If I'm not wrong, Madara is the biggest villain in the ninja world, and he's also a rogue ninja from Konoha."
"So, is it that Konoha's feng shui is bad, or what? So many rogue ninjas have come out of here. Maybe we should just move the village."
"Don't joke around. Setting aside whether our time-space has changed so much or if there will still be so many rogue ninjas, just the effort, money, and time it takes to move the village, have you calculated all that?"
Hearing this, Senju Hashirama's mind nearly exploded. He immediately pretended not to care and said, "Why do I have to calculate? I'm not the Hokage on duty. Isn't that your job?"
At this, a large "井" symbol appeared on Tobirama's forehead. He replied stiffly, "I'm not moving the village."
"Fine, fine, you don't want to move it, no need to be so fierce."
Tobirama: (╬￣皿￣)
[One night, Hiruko secretly activated the puppet curse on Kakashi.]
[Because Hiruko was a rogue ninja from Konoha and had harmed the Kekkei Genkai ninjas of other major villages, Tsunade was suspected of plotting a coup by the Daimyō. The other big villages also entered a state of readiness.]
[As Tsunade was at a loss, Kakashi volunteered, saying that he had been targeted by the old guy Hiruko and would be the last ninja to be absorbed. He asked Tsunade to cast a technique on him so that when Hiruko tried to absorb him, it could be a "one for one" exchange.]
[After careful consideration, Tsunade agreed to Kakashi's "Kakashi's one for one plan."
[After that, Kakashi uncontrollably started moving towards Hiruko.]
"I see now, Hiruko wants to absorb Kakashi's Sharingan."
At this point, everyone understood what Hiruko was planning to do.
Through the Chimera Technique, Hiruko intended to absorb the Five Great Kekkei Genkai, achieving invincibility and immortality.
But everyone was puzzled.
Whether absorbing the Five Great Kekkei Genkai could really meet Hiruko's goal was uncertain, but his declaration of war on the ninja world was what really confused them.
Even if he wanted to declare war, why not wait until he had absorbed the Kekkei Genkai first?
Why declare war before succeeding?
Perhaps Jiraiya was right when he said that Hiruko had already lost his mind.
"If that's the case, then I should hold off on lifting this puppet curse. Once Hiruko activates the puppet curse, we can take the opportunity to find him."
With no mistakes, everything was perfectly in place.
"Alright, let's do it Kakashi's way. Rather than exhausting ourselves by sending ninjas to find him, it'll be easier if he exposes his whereabouts on his own."
[Naruto, along with the members of Team 7, went to stop Hiruko, and Tsunade sent someone to intercept them.
[Then, the highlight of the chapter arrived: a beautiful older sister appeared.
[As Hiruko's female subordinate, this tall, stunning woman was also a summoner who specialized in using a whip to control summoned beasts.
[She could use Chimera Technique and evolve into a beastman.]
[The battle scene was intense and overwhelming, making everyone's blood boil with excitement!]
[On the other side, Gaara, the Kazekage, secretly adopted Tsunade's "Kikuchi One-for-One Plan" to block Naruto.]
[This part is quite strange; ninjas from two villages gather, but instead of following Kakashi's route and taking out the villains, they insist on making things harder for Naruto.]
[Gaara blocks Shikamaru, then blocks again, forcing the plot, telling Naruto not to interfere with Kakashi's one-for-one "Will of Fire".]
[Seeing there was no way out, Naruto starts using his verbal skills.]
[Naruto: No one understands the Will of Fire better than I do.]
[Shikamaru is shocked for an entire year and immediately lets him go.]
[Naruto: Do you know what it means to be the king of Talk no Jutsu? (tactical retreat)]
[At this point, there was only half an hour left before the showtime, and even Hiruko had no presence.]
[This really makes you wonder if Gaara and the others are blocking Naruto just to stall for time.]
"Naruto's Talk no Jutsu is indeed a bit ridiculous."
"The focus isn't on Naruto, but on Kakashi, right?"
"I'm a bit confused, Kakashi, why are you so determined to do the one-for-one exchange?"
Not only were the people there confused, but even Kakashi himself didn't understand.
"Sorry, I also don't know what I was thinking on the screen."
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